Penis Glitter Confetti

Penis Confetti – The Perfect Add-On for Maximum Embarrassment! 

Want to take your prank game to next-level chaos? Say hello to Penis Confetti – the tiny, glittering, totally unnecessary, and wildly inappropriate sprinkle of awkwardness your prank mailer never knew it needed! Whether you're looking to add an extra surprise to your prank package or just want to make sure your victim is still finding little dongs weeks later, this is the ultimate add-on for guaranteed laughs (and possibly revenge).

📦 What’s Inside?
🍆 A generous amount of tiny, glittery penises – because nothing says “surprise!” quite like an explosion of miniature manhood.
🎭 100% Unexpected Chaos – Looks innocent at first, but oh, just wait until they open it.
💥 A Confetti Bomb Waiting to Happen – Shake, pour, or toss for maximum mess and maximum embarrassment.

💡 Why This is the ULTIMATE Prank Add-On:
✅ 100% Anonymous – We’ll never tell, so they’ll be stuck wondering who decided to decorate their life in tiny dongs.
✅ Impossible to Ignore – It clings to EVERYTHING, making clean-up an absolute nightmare (you're welcome).
✅ Adds Instant Hilarity – Imagine their face when they realize their package isn’t just embarrassing—it’s now also covered in little peckers.
✅ Perfect for Any Occasion – Bachelor parties, birthdays, office pranks, or just because you’re feeling a little extra evil today.

🎯 Perfect for:
✔ That friend who needs to laugh until they cry (or cry until they laugh).
✔ The serial prankster who deserves a taste of their own medicine.
✔ Bachelor/Bachelorette parties that need one last unforgettable surprise.
✔ Anyone who thinks they're too cool to be pranked (spoiler: they’re not).

⚠ Warning: Side effects may include excessive blushing, nervous stammering, and a sudden realization that tiny peckers will be appearing in random places for months.

🚀 Add it to your prank package NOW and let the confetti-fueled chaos begin!